Today big, bold, statement jewellery is on special. The jewellery that apparently is borrowed and flung around the floor on 'Strictly' . That jewellery! However I don't go to big, bold, statement places and I don't think Mr Him has plans to whisk me round doing the fandango anytime soon.
Putting logic aside as any good tvshopaholic would do, I notice there are four colour options today. Silver, not so silver, gold and not so gold. What choice! I waver, gold or not so gold? Does there have to be a choice? How about both. How about both!!!
No, no. I have enough. I have bold statement jewellery from that brand already and it still hasn't been Tangoed or Meringued around a ball room.
I remind myself that the cream leather jacket I am wearing today is 15 years old. Purchased at a country show at the great expense of £80 at the time. Didn't that turn out to be excellent value? Under 27p per wear. The boots that I'm wearing are 6 years old and well used (under 14p per wear). I'm not extravagant. I'm clearly a canny shopper.
I do the maths. At under £30 but without a big, bold, statement venue or fandango in my diary the cost per wear would be.... £30 divided by zero is zero.
Best value yet! I'll have all four.
This is not where I thought this would go!
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