Dear reader, I confess. Having nagged Mr Him and put him on a diet, one in which he has not lost a single pound in 3 months, I've put on 7 pounds. In a week. Aren't we doing well! Yes, no. Diet a la Anna will not be a best seller.
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| Mr Him's protein cereal for stamina (he'll need it to stay on this diet) |
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Over this last week I have been a lady who lunches 4 times and three of those with desserts. There was the vanilla ice cream over which I poured a hot espresso (I recommend) in Carluccio's. There was a cheesecake at a gourmet pub (I also recommend) and there was a lemon meringue pie in Harvester on mothering Sunday (I recommend two too two). Well if you can't have a dessert on mothers day then when, Christmas! I have to say desserts do not linger on my plate long enough for photos. They move at high speed and become a bit of a blur, as below.
For main courses this week I have enjoyed ravioli dripping in butter, mushroom risotto, pork belly and mash, and chargrilled chicken breast and chips. Have I had starters? You bet! A salad platter to share dripping in oil, and a pate in a pot with crusty bread.
Alcohol? Yes.
So this calorific intake is all stored for future use. My body is not so much a temple but an over crowded attic. There is only one thing for it. Paunch for sale. Free woo woo
I have an even bigger one going for free also...LOL Fun post..
ReplyDeleteshould have said I also have a very serious issue that prevents me from losing weight, I am allergic to exercise!!! Honestly I am......
ReplyDeleteSo is Mr Him. I was until i discovered Badbackminton, and yoga for mayors.
DeleteI adhere to a very strict regimen: If the thought of exercise crosses my mind I lay on the couch until it passes.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't see me. How do I know? You still have your sight!
Ah. I see!
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