Dear reader, I've had a disaster on the tanning front. If you've been up to date with my preparations for a non existent heatwave on my other blog then you'll know I've taken to the fake tan once again.
It all started well. On Friday night I applied my fake tan. On Saturday morning I awoke to be greeted by TanHand. Yes you've guessed it, I hadn't washed my hands after applying it. Me, when I'm such an experienced user of the stuff!
I googled solutions. I tried lemon juice. I tried bicarbonate of soda.
I tried oil.
The next night I tried camouflage by tanning my whole hand.
That didn't work either.
TanHand went to work with me on Monday.
You did not say if any hand was harmed in your research.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think carefully enough before I smothered myself in bicarb but luckily got away with it.
Deletethis is funny!
ReplyDeleteSigh. I am glad I have avoided the whole tanning plague. What does get it off? Have you found out yet?
ReplyDeleteOnly time it seems.
DeleteSounds like a dilemma, but at least you have a fake tan, lol... No need here when we love outside almost everyday of the year.
ReplyDeleteTake a tip from me and wear fingerless gloves, LOL!
ReplyDeleteDon't commit any crimes. Like Scarface, you'll stick out a mile.
ReplyDeletestick out like a sore thumb
DeletePerhaps Aperols were in affected hand at onset of tanning disaster ...?
ReplyDeletePerhaps it was.
DeleteI had tan knees once. Very sketchy
ReplyDeleteOh dear - big sympathy from one who has experienced fairly alarming tan knees and elbows. Long pants and sleeves were my solution. Perhaps you could start a trend for wearing gloves....
ReplyDeleteLoeb to meet you via the Hostess!
Oh dear - big sympathy from one who has experienced fairly alarming tan knees and elbows. Long pants and sleeves were my solution. Perhaps you could start a trend for wearing gloves....
ReplyDeleteLoeb to meet you via the Hostess!