Mr Him awoke me and now with a cup of tea inside him and one proffered to me. He started talking of goats again. 'It's time we got in touch with our inner mountain goats', he said.
This ridiculous notion had led him to wake us up in the dark with a plan to catch an early bus to a mountain of his choosing to walk up before it got hot. This latter being the most sensible part of his plan.
Why we couldn't have gone up that way I don't know! Oh, yes, that would be too easy for Mr Him's feisty inner goat! I'm hiding all maps that mention colored mountains from this point on and drugging all inner animals Mr Him may have lurking.