It goes like this. Mr Him was proud. He had foraged in the woods at great endurance and discomfort to himself. His bruised and battered person from thorns and berry juice returned home with sloes to make his sloe gin. He gathered his instruments and set to work. A demijohn, some gin, sloe berries, sugar and maple syrup.
He poured in the berries, he poured in the sugar (except he didn't), he got a funnel to ease in the pouring of sugar (except it didn't)....anyway I have told you enough.
Here is the video and beforehand you will see him taking me to a carwash to give me a date day, yes he's full of romantic ideas, getting me a coffee decorated with 'a splodge', followed by entertaining me with the making of sloe gin.